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sonneillonv:

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Nice try, burglars.

Y'all, I clicked through over forty terrible clickbait ads to figure out what the fuck was up with doorknobs and rubber bands. I am here, a scarred survivor, to tell you this bullshit is about keeping your kids’ doors from latching so you don’t wake them up from their nap if you check on them while they’re asleep. That’s it. That’s all. Go and be free of the clickbait. Remember me fondly.